Greetings, Earthlings— If there’s anything I’ve learned at school, it’s that finals are only as good as your playlist(s). My first of five playlists for finals was “Bloody Mary” by Lady Gaga, “No Reflection” and “You’re so Vain” (feat. Johnny Depp) by Marilyn Manson, “Mutter” and “Sonne” by Rammstein, and “Without a Face” by Rage Against the Machine. My final finals playlist just kept growing as I worked later and later. About 20:00 on Friday, I realised it would take me until the next day to finish my paper (which, incidentally, wasn’t due until a week later), so I figured I’d have fun with staying up past midnight in order to do schoolwork for the first and last time in my undergraduate education. At strategic intervals, I carb-loaded, eating cereal and muffins-that-taste-like-doughnuts.